Turkey Fried Steak
ME: Is TURKEY FRIED STEAK beef? Or is it turkey?
CW1: It's turkey.
ME: Are you sure? [frowns] I really don't like turkey.
CW1: That's why it's called "TURKEY" FRIED STEAK.
ME: Well, "CHICKEN" FRIED STEAK is not chicken. =P
CW2: I really like CHICKEN FRIED CHICKEN.
ME: Exactly! If it was turkey then they should have called it TURKEY FRIED TURKEY!
Guess what I had for lunch today. Turkey. Grrrr!
To top it off, all the cool kids were making fun of me. They told me I should take my food back and say that I didn't realize it would be turkey. Very funny.
Mar 18th